…which doesn’t happen here very often…
Really? We’re next-door war-mongers, and you call us names? You must know you can take us in a fight, then. Otherwise, doesn’t that make you total idiots?
Suicidal total idiots?
I’ll give you this, your massive military buildup along our border is certainly…well-hidden.
Let’s cut to the chase. Proof that the U.S. isn’t war-mongering is that Canada even exists. Otherwise its name would be “America’s Meat Locker”.
As a war-mongering genius, I assure you we would have long since taken out Canada and Mexico for infrastructure purposes:
So, counter-theory: you’re snivelling cowards. Real war-mongers make you pants-wettingly scared. And you hate war because you out-wee yourself when war-mongers and non-cowards actually do fight. You can’t confront war-mongers about this (because you’re not suicidal) so you blame people who, intentionally or incidentally, protect your lives and liberties.
You’re welcome, Canada!
(UPDATE–thanks for all the comments! Forgive me for delaying so long in approving them. It was football Saturday and I forgot.)