Meet the meat genius.

In her own words:

I’m a meat genius. See, I pack the ground beef with finely chopped onions, pickles and garlic, and then inject A1 Steak Sauce into the center of the patties with a turkey baster. To finish, I melt some Havarti on the burger and slap a piece of Canadian bacon on top. It will change your life.
She’s gorgeous:
She’d rather go trout fishing than to a baby shower.
Finally, her initials are the same as the Southeastern Conference, the greatest sports conference in human history.
And…she’s an atheist.  So answer me this, S.E. Cupp…without Divine Providence…how could anything as wonderful as you exist?

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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