I hate the Democratic Party.
The Republican Party is detestable. Its leaders should really be Democrats, enemies of liberty that they are. Capital-L Libertarians can be annoying and ridiculously childish about defense. Going beyond politics (though ever more difficult thanks to the Ass) is a universe of irritants.
(h/t: cheezecats)
But my hatred is lavished on the Democratic Party. Hating people, even myself, is forbidden me. It’s a religion thing. But hating abstractions isn’t. {{Citation needed}}
Um…anyway, I really, really hate the Democratic Party. Language is inadequate for this. Everything else abhorrent and despicable, combined, is but a pimple on that putrid stinking Ass.
If I could anthropomorphize the Democratic Party…I’d slit its miserable throat and dump its loathsome corpse in a nameless bog, to be forgotten by man, woman, and God alike.
And forget it I will…when its house of lies is a smoldering ruin…
…its evil gardens are scorched and salted deserts…
…when not a whiff of Ass remains…
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…to taint human heart and mind and nostril. After all, we shouldn’t nurse grudges. Life’s too short. (h/t: flixter and high-sodium wiki )
But post-Democratic Party history isn’t here, so–
(S/FX: cracking knuckles)
–time to do my part.
If this all feels like some informal declaration of war against the Democratic Party, I apologize. It isn’t.
This is a formal Declaration of War against the Democratic Party.
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