Send the guilty monsters directly to Guantanamo Bay for all eternity and let them rot in their own mental squalor.
The “guilty monsters” would be the members of the National Rifle Association, all five million of them. And I agree: this idea is completely awesome! Cuba’s current population is around eleven million, of whom maybe ninety thousand are active military personnel. And I guess we should assume Cuba’s cops are also armed, as well as its (non-government) criminals. That’s what, a quarter million? Half a million, tops. One armed Cuban for every ten NRA members. I like those odds!
Even if Castro the Lesser conscripted and armed every “fit for military service” adult, that’s 3.8 million versus 5 million current gun owners. And who do you think will be the better shots? So, if the NRA does get shipped to Cuba, I volunteer to go as well. We’ll overthrow the repressive government and its supporters and ship them to the U.S. where they can be properly appreciated by cowardly sniveling moron newspaper columnists. Whereupon I will start up the soon-to-be-legendary political group known as The Mojito Party.
Alas, to the detriment of all freedom-loving Cubans, this will never happen. Because, again, statist mice will never be able to bell the cat.