If there is poetry in your soul…

…the following will make your eyes bleed.  BE WARNED!

There once was a limerick writer,

A bad-ass rhetorical fighter.

Who, forsaking tradition,

Risked classic Perdition,

And scornful poets brighter,

By making a sixth-line addition!

Told you so.

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I've accepted that all of you are socially superior to me. But no pretending that any of you are rational.
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9 Responses to If there is poetry in your soul…

  1. Edohiguma says:

    There once was a man named Nesser,
    whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
    it at last grew so small
    he knew nothing at all,
    and now he’s a college professor.

  2. wdydfae says:

    There once was a man from Japan
    Whose poetry never would scan
    He said, “I don’t know why,
    but I always try
    to get every #$%#&*@$%#& syllable in the last line that I possibly can!”

  3. thepi says:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    ……ah, fuck it…..

    I don’t have poetry in my anything.

  4. wdydfae says:

    My pop taught me a lot of these. 90% of them are filthy dirty.

  5. Edohiguma says:

    So… how far are we from turning into Mr Worm’s Dead Poets Society?

  6. Blake says:

    There was a young fellow named Pope,
    Who plugged into an oscilloscope.
    The cyclical trace
    Of their carnal embrace
    Had a damn near infinite slope.

  7. Blake says:

    The was a young man named Frick
    Who developed a marvelous trick
    With an enormous erection,
    He would scorn all protection…
    And balance himself on his prick!

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