(This will probably be a recurring, mournful cry.)
…if I had superpowers, I would sterilize the entire Kennedy family tree before it hatches any more nuts. Yea, unto the third cousins.
Seriously, what good are they? What good have they ever been? Theirs is a family of monsters.
Yes, monsters. You’re familiar with the Mimi Alford book that recently came out? Among his other abuses of Mimi, JFK wanted her to give his lil’ brother Teddy a BJ. What kind of man would ask a women to s**k o*f Ted Kennedy?! No man ever could.
The only excuse for any Kennedy, Bobby included, is that they were warped as children by an even greater monster.
So…hmm. Let’s refine the daydream. My longed-for powers rarely include time travel, due to paradoxophobia. But dealing with the Kennedys would be worth it. So, time to coin a phrase! If I had superpowers…
…I’d be doing me some retroactive sterilization.
(UPDATE–wow, I’m staying stressed. Time to break out the big guns:)