I’m mostly avoiding politics because it keeps enraging me. But this statement seems a pretty good summary:
A Democrat is someone who insists we subsidize education to increase it and subsidize poverty to decrease it.
Of course, “Democrat” is waaaaay too limited. The Republican establishment espouses the same position. And no matter who wins in November, the POTUS will continue the policy. I won’t be watching the Presidential debates, but by God I would sure love to moderate them.
There would be no survivors.
World's Only Rational Man 
Who’s still in the race? Newt (always makes me think of the holy grail movie and the witch scene), Rick 2.0 and… oh yeah, Neville Chamberlain. Wait, no, Ron Paul. Same thing really.
Anyone else? I know the Bachmann chick buggered out, good riddance. Cain was bullied out (funny how that worked on the only black candidate.) And, what’s his face, Perry ran back to Texas.
Oh yeah, is Kitchen Mittens Romney still in the race? He should run under “I’m the white Obama! My ideas are just as dumb, but hey, at least you don’t have to vote for a black man.”