December 29th is, as nobody knows, I”IMUAID”D. Stupid ol’ governments and legislative bodies are constantly bombarding us with international “Sanctimonious Platitude” Day or “Ridiculously Specific Local Product” Day or “Celebrate Our Momentarily Successful Sports Team” Day.
The natural response to this is to kill such people and sew their ancestral lands with salt. Surprisingly, this practice is frowned upon by otherwise sensible people. Thus today, December 29th, 2010 A.D., is the first annual International “International Make Up an International Day” Day.
Mockery of our political “betters” is encouraged. So is much-deserved praise for unsung heroes, along with just plain silliness and fun. Just be the exact polar opposite of a narcissistic busybody and you’ll provide an International Day worthy of being circled in red ink.
Consider. We do this long enough and inevitably something like September 19th will be born.
And thus, I hereby proclaim…