I’m shocked!

Shocked, I tell you.

“The more successful you are, the more prone to cheating you are, and Washington is full of successful people looking for something outside their marriage,”

And of course D.C. people are the most successful.  Why, they keep getting richer and richer even when the rest of the country struggles!  Sort of the way I always win whenever I get to be the banker in Monopoly.

Oh, wait, that’s not true.  As an adult, I don’t cheat.  Anyway, “success” isn’t why D.C. is  Oathbreaker Central.  More than any other industry, the Ruling Class is “successful” because it lies, cheats, and steals.  Even Hollywood isn’t permitted to indenture people who want nothing to do with it.

D.C. is Cheaters’ Paradise because D.C. is where everybody gets away with it.

“It’s about representing one thing but yet doing something else,” says one woman, who believes cheaters aren’t really committed to their marriages and families.

That’s…really going out on a limb there, lady.  I think your I.Q. is an Ashley Madison customer, because it’s cheating on you.

That ”Ashley Madison” site has almost 13,000,000 members.  Sooner or later, a couple will secretly meet and discover they’re married to each other.  Ha ha ha!

God, I hate people.

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P.S.A.

Pizza Service Announcement!

Don’t know if any of you ever go for Papa John’s pizza.  Obviously we’re talking convenience and modest price here, not teh haute cuisine stuff.  (As usual, my foodie friends led me to the best pizza:  Campisi’s of Dallas.)

But if you do go for cheap n’ easy pies, Pappa Johnny has added three new types of sausage in order to make…the Five Sausage Pizza!  Chorizo, smoked sausage, and mild sausage are the new additions. 

Let us bow our heads and give thanks for the magic animal.

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Sheeple Apocalypse.

Next trick:  try recording the name “Hastur“ then play it in an endless loop until something happens.

(Hat tip to xkcd, which I’d not checked out in awhile.  It’s still…well…xkcd.)

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Pithy statist policy.

I’m mostly avoiding politics because it keeps enraging me.  But this statement seems a pretty good summary:

A Democrat is someone who insists we subsidize education to increase it and subsidize poverty to decrease it.

Of course, ”Democrat” is waaaaay too limited.  The Republican establishment espouses the same position.  And no matter who wins in November, the POTUS will continue the policy.  I won’t be watching the Presidential debates, but by God I would sure love to moderate them.  

There would be no survivors.

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Happy holiday.

Today is this day.  Use the knowledge well.

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Recliner potato needs to “get cut”.

I got this Roku on Friday.  It is the $100 wedding ring which marries my Amazon Prime account with my 65″ T.V.  (I’m now watching Lost.)  So…any recommendations on combining exercise with watching T.V.?   What’s best, or anyway the least boring?

Since giving up on women five years ago I’m now in the worst shape of my life.   But if I combined even mild exercise with current media consumption?  It wouldn’t take very long to come back, even with advancing age and dwindling testosterone.

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One of these things is not like the others.

There’s nothing quite like wearing your religion on your sleeve, is there?  Ahhh, the sweetness of “green” sanctimony.

Now, back to playing Sherlock with more difficult mysteries:

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